Happy 50th! You look fabulous! Welcome to the club......
....where 50 is the new 35 - if you consider how our moms looked at 35 and 50!
....where you no longer need to worry about holding in your gut - you still look better than most gals in their 50's.
....where you can say what you like (I think you got a jump start on this one).
....when you can look in the mirror, see the grays hairs and the wrinkles and recognize them for the badges they are - earned in tough child-rearing and life challenges. You came out on top.